Two surgeons and a dermatologist were
having lunch in the hospital cafeteria when the
first two doctors began to laugh hysterically.
"What's so funny?" the dermatologist asked, confused.
"Sorry, you wouldn't understand." one of the surgeons said.
"It's an inside joke."

More bad news for pessimists.
According to a new Dutch study,
optimists live longer.

Why do black widow spiders
kill their mates after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

From the pages of Readers Digest